Screamer

Little Sucker didn't come back. But I got another visitor two nights ago. "Die, Die, Die, Heeeyaaaaa!" "What?" I looked around the room. "You die!" "What?" I looked around the room again. "Is that you Little Sucker? "No Sucker. Me Screamer!" "O.K." I reached for the teapot next to my laptop, "and you want me dead?" "Heeeyaaaaa!" "I took that as a yes but why?" Teapot in hand all ready to swing. "You no write blog sai9hoi." "Hang on! Don't you see that I'm about to write another post and don't think I don't know what sai9hoi mean." Silence "Hey, you there?" Silence Seemed like Screamer had left the room. But I've been hanging onto my teapot since then… Note: sai9hoi – move away and drop dead (Ancient language from the Screamer Land)