|Little Sucker didn't come back. But I got another visitor two nights ago.|
"Die, Die, Die, Heeeyaaaaa!"
"What?" I looked around the room.
"What?" I looked around the room again. "Is that you Little Sucker?
"No Sucker. Me Screamer!"
"O.K." I reached for the teapot next to my laptop, "and you want me dead?"
"I took that as a yes but why?" Teapot in hand all ready to swing.
"You no write blog sai9hoi."
"Hang on! Don't you see that I'm about to write another post and don't think I don't know what sai9hoi mean."
"Hey, you there?"
Seemed like Screamer had left the room. But I've been hanging onto my teapot since then…
Note: sai9hoi – move away and drop dead (Ancient language from the Screamer Land)